Urban Dick (on my condition) cockmongling exempt

says

flu:

a terrible sickness where you feel like you shouldnt be able to walk, but somehow you can. everything on your body is achy, you get the WORST headache, a sore throat, a cough, a stuffy nose, a stomach ache, and you puke. And this lasts about a week

Urban! AND WHAT ABOUT GAWDAMN COCKMONGLERS!?

cockmongler:

1. A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

2. One who mongles the cock

3. A cockmongler is one of those people who just love a nice big dick shoved up their tushy like nobody's business.